What those words on yearly performance reviews REALLY mean...
- OUTGOING PERSONALITY - Always going out of the office
- GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS - Able to bullshit
- GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS - Spends lots of time on phone
- WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY - Too ugly to get a date
- ACTIVE SOCIALLY - Drinks a lot
- INDEPENDENT WORKER - Nobody knows what s/he does
- QUICK THINKING - Offers plausible excuses
- CAREFUL THINKER - Won't make a decision
- USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS - Gets someone else to do it
- EXPRESSES THEMSELVES WELL - Speaks English
- METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL - A nit picker
- HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES - Is tall or has a louder voice
- EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGEMENT - Lucky
- KEEN SENSE OF HUMOUR - Knows a lot of dirty jokes
- CAREER MINDED - Back stabber
- LOYAL - Can't get a job anywhere else
- PLANS FOR PROMOTIONAL/ADVANCEMENT - Buys drinks for all the boys
- OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANIZATION - Gets to work on time
- RELAXED ATTITUDE - Sleeps at desk
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