What Gender Is It?
- ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in,but you can always
see right through them.
- COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm
up. It is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons
are pushed. And it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.
- TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.
- HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to
light a fire under it ... and, of course, there's the hot air part.
- SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain
- WEB PAGE - female, because it is always getting hit on.
- SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
- HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the
- HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000
years, but it's handy to have around.
- REMOTE CONTROL - female... Ha! You thought it would be male. But
consider...it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while
he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.