Types of Women:
- HARD-DISK Woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
- RAM Woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
- WINDOWS Woman:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can
live without her.
- EXCEL Woman:
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for
your four basic needs.
- SCREENSAVER Woman:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
- INTERNET Woman:
Difficult to access.
- SERVER Woman:
Always busy when you need her.
- MULTIMEDIA Woman:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.
- CD-ROM Woman:
She is always faster and faster.
- E-MAIL Woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
- VIRUS Woman:
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she
installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to
her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her