A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female
neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mail box. She opened
it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.
A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mail box and again
opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again,
marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" To which
she replied, "There certainly is!"
My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL."