TRY AND ARGUE THIS ONE...
A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court.
However, the custody of their child posed a problem. The mother jumped to
feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the child
this world, she should retain custody of them. The man also wanted the
custody of his children. The judge asked for his side of the story,
After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and
"Judge, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes
does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?"